lists of shit to do so that i feel accomplished.

Hi, my name is: karen
Never in my life have I been: tempted to swim in the ocean.
The one person who can drive me nuts is: my mom. me. sometimes we’re the same person.
When I’m nervous: I avoid eye contact and say something outlandish or mean.
The last song I listened to was: something by flying lotus.
If I were to get married right now my best man/maid of honor: jesus cause there’s no way in hell i’d do that to myself.
My hair is: always the same.
When I was 5: i went to a “friend’s” birthday party and stole her presents while throwing a tantrum when people tried to stop me.
I should be..: taking off my chipped toe nail polish.
When I look down I see: piss pads and linoleum.
The happiest recent event was: feeling my third eye.
By this time next year: i’ll probably work at some desk job, plotting to kill myself and the ppl around me.
My current gripe is: the notion that i have to do something i hate for the rest of my life in order to be ‘successful’ in everyone else’s opinion.
I have a hard time understanding: this obsession over mel gibson. he isn’t the only foul mouth misogynist. get over it.
There’s this girl I know that: tells me i remind her of Cleopatra before scraping off my plaque.
I like you when: you feed me.
Take my advice: read all of my surveys. i’m so damn interesting and unique (it helps if you’re on the toilet and have nothing else to do).
The thing I want to buy: is always edible.
If you visited the place I was born: you’d be bored.
I plan to visit: argentina and denmark and taiwan.
If you spent the night at my house: you’d sleep on the piss soaked linoleum floor.
Most recent thing I’ve bought myself: a veggie sandwich.
Most recent thing someone else bought me: indian fare and pita bread.
My middle name is: mae
In the morning I: masturbate before i meditate. this should be a melded practice.
The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are: fish so they can finally tell everyone to fuck off.
A better name for me would be: ivy
Tomorrow I am: probably going to fuck up how ok i feel now over something small.
Tonight I am: mentally stable and alright.
My birthday is: in december.